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YO I'M AT THE HAUNTED STAG INN OR THE MORAHL OR GRACEFULL STAG IDK BRO BUT I MET A SQUIDTOPUS NAMED MANWICH AND A FURBOLG NAMED DOLLY IT WAS SICK AS HELL BRO FI bored as shit bro there is nothing to do in the cathedral square everyone is just complanen i want to go on adventure #LFG There's NOTHING SCARIEER THAN WIZARD BULLSHIT DOOD SO I AM DRESSED AS A FRIKIN WIZARD FOR HALLOWS END ! I look spooky as fuck, bro . got this fuckin wizard staf YO SORRY FOR LACK OF POSTS I WAS AT WAR AND SHIT (IT SUCKED) I SAW AN OGRE CRY AND IT MADE ME WONDER IF THEY HAVE FEELINGS OR ARE PEOPLE OR SUMTHN BUT MY KNIGHT @highlord Preparations are nearly complete. We're ready to clear a path to our foothold. Bring as many as you can to the entrance that I showed you before. Comm LMAO SO TRU LOKEN SUCKS BRO HAHAHA HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BOY MY BRO MY BUD SIR AYDEN ( I FORGET UR LAST NAME BRO ITS CHILL ) ! ! ! ! dude is a champion and a reaaaally good guy and shit . we have we did not win the game yesturday the other team had to forfeit it succkckckckckckckckeeeddddddddddddddddd brooo there's no honor in that shit damn. .. . . HELL YEA HERE WITH MY BOY DOLLIN AT THE FIELD WE ARE READY TO GO MMMM SWEATS PLAYING AGAINST IDK DUDE THE NAVY OR SOME SHIT I FORGOT TO ASK YOU BETTER COME OUT YOOOOOOO ! ! ! ! ! MEMSES CAME BACK TO LIFE AND I TUREND BACK INTO A DUDE BUT THEN I DECIDED TO BE A MAIDEN HELL YEA DUDE NYWAY STILL A KNIGHT ! We had to go to RIP MEMSES ! ! ! ! IT SUCKS THAT YOU DIED BUT MY DAME SAID YOU'RE ONE WITH THE SUN NOW ! ! ! ! PEACE AND LOVE WHEREVER YOU ARE KING ! ! ! ! ! ! ! HE SPOKE HIS D MACHO APPRECIATION ! ! ! ! ! TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH FOR YOU LITTLE DUDE ! ! ! ! ! PEACE AND LOVE UPON ALL DOGS ! ! ! ! WE RODE DOWN A LOG PLUME bcuz the loggers turned out to have sold the little dude to these vrykul dudes (a chief tin & his daughter happy birfday never got your YEAAAH WENT THROUGH TROLL RUINS WITH THE GANG ! ! ! ! ! shit I did not know that they live in stone buildings ! thought they lived in huts but thats my b . tryi @ an argent camp . its sad almost . this is a lonely place . i miss Stormwind and wonder if it misses me seeing thing i never thought weree even real while tryng to find Mascho. It is getting to be a lot but I WILL GO TO THE ENDS OF THIS EARTH TO HELP A FRIEND ! I I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO GO FIND MACHO IN A SNOW PILE OR SOMETHING ! We met this dude named Hot Dog Ernest (erny?) and he was this dick whose wife doesn't lov four months ago i was a kid from old town running around the city with a trash can for armor and a wooden sword. i had spent years thinking i had to pretend to WE DANCED THE FRIGGIN NIGHT AWAY IT KICKED SO MUCH ASS ! ! ! ! ! ! shout out to my girl my light alyssa ! ! ! she makes my head spin and my heart pound🔒💕 AYO I MET A GIANT ASS SERVANT OF THE MAKERS ! ! ! ! HELL YEAAAAA ! ! ! Its rad as hell that their creations are alive and keeping us safe in the year of our ble TWO TIME ARGENT JOUSTING CHAMPION SIR AYDEN LETS GOOOO SOMEONE TOLD ME GOAT STANDS FOR GRATE-IST OF ALL TIME ! I THOUGHT SOMEONE WAS THE GOAT BECAUSE THEY BUTTE I WAS WITH MAIA AND BO THEY ARE TWO OF MY VERY BEST BUDS AND WE DANCED ON THE EDG OF A CLIFF (bo fell in i will b e collecting for his gobfundme) AND IT WAS RAD OH MY LIGHTTTT THEY WORE THE THE SAME OUTFIT AAAAAAA LMAO LOLOLOLOOOOOOOOOOOL